cock forehead

a person hu has a large twanger fron their forehead

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and the milf of the day...
collete
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by BIG FAT N JUICY CHRIS S April 28, 2005

cock block

An attempt to block another's sexual intentions by an object, friend (or foe), family member, pets (kittens), or extraterrestrials (the womens friends).

When trying to seek action from your female counterpart, you are interrupted by the "cute" kittens (cock blocks) who were sent from Hell to ruin your intentions.

You have been planning on watching a movie with your female counterpart, with hopes on "gettin" in there. You recently found out that a chick flick was rented, and all the extraterrestrials are going to raid the bedroom, ruining any chance of stimulation.

When a friend or foe approaches you and the smokin' female your mackin' in a bar, and asks if your herpes have flared up recently.

by Mist_SiR February 13, 2008

Cock swallow

When your friend shoves his cock down your throat as far as it will go and then you start to eat it while singing i want my mullet back

Dat bitchassness Fulton Skrobarcheck gave dt big smelly bitchass alex dragt the best cock swallow ever!

by Little chicken wang January 25, 2009

shitty cock

its when a girl shits on your cock and then you anal her

That bitch just gave me a "shitty cock".

by sambino lec February 21, 2009

cock guzzeler

a person who deep throats one's penis and slurps up the cum

OMG!!!! I cant belive dat everyone at skool saw steffan being a cock guzzeler

by pimp daddy dollars August 7, 2004

all to cock

Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.

"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

cock door

quite simply the door for the cock or beef curtains!

oy you chant let me put my sausage in your cock door!

by matt and the winz March 16, 2004