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Sped Hands

A term I used in the forth grade to get my friend out of trouble because he had paint on his hands and ruined my shirt on "accident". I said some mentally retarded kid with the surname of "Sped Hands" Put the paint on my shirt hence the name.
Luca:crap I got paint your shirt!

Jon: it's fine I'll just tell everyone it was some retard.

Luca: Yeah refer to him as "Sped Hands"!
Jon: Okay!
by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025
mugGet the Sped Handsmug.

hill billy hand me down

When your done fucking your sister and you hand her down to another family member
Hey cousin Sally is here I'm first the n I kick you a hill billy hand me down that way you fuck her too.
by Schwindlers list April 22, 2023
mugGet the hill billy hand me downmug.

hand bun

When you grab your partner’s hair in the form of a bun during oral.
I didn’t want to mess my girl’s hair so I put her hair in a hand bun
by PrimeRudan May 10, 2021
mugGet the hand bunmug.

Small handed bitch

Rad is a small handed bitch
by PsychoSak October 28, 2020
mugGet the Small handed bitchmug.

Green-handed

When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.
Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024
mugGet the Green-handedmug.

kid-hand

when one's hand hurts after hitting one's kid (or occasionally younger sibling) because said kid did something retarded
I gave my son a crack on the arse and now I have kid-hand.
by markhonci December 27, 2009
mugGet the kid-handmug.

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