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Always Fucking The Painting

fucking the painting in game because well why not
Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game
by floordaddy May 25, 2023
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hiding it by painting it red

a term used by magician's to hide something in plain sight so it blends in or to make something invisible socially
there is a audio recorder in this phone charger he was hiding it by painting it red
by im the ded man May 28, 2023
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Indonesian Street Line Painter

When someone cuts a hole through their driver seat all the way to the bottom of the frame so they can poop safely in their car without getting any feces inside the car. The loose stools will make a shit line on the road every time the driver poops, mimicking a third world country street liner painter meant to paint traffic lines on the street.
I had to pull an Indonesian Street Line Painter on my way to work after all the Taco Bell I smashed last night.
by Juicy_Brucey1 June 28, 2023
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1: WaAaAaAaA I can't do thissss

2: L + Bozo, hang yourself like a painting
by That random brit July 10, 2023
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Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."
You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.
by Albino Raven August 25, 2023
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john hardie pint

a terribly poured pint, pint with so much head you could stick a flake in it
john: ‘pours a crap pint’

customer: “that’s a john hardie pint !!! “
by Pscho beech December 11, 2023
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4 girls finger paint

An absolutely aborently appalling internet shock video made by the same guys who made the infamous video, "Two girls, One cup".

This video includes some of the most diabolically disgusting fetishism known to man kind, and can only be topped by some seriously fucked up shit. It's nauseating vile brain got on a screen, and anyone who enjoys watching it needs to find fucking Jesus.

To summarize and describe the video, 4 girls finger paint is a pork video that starts out with one girl shitting over another girls anus, and then a different woman coming up and eating it, sloshing it around in her mouth like a soup. They then, as the video says, finger paint with this massive heap of stringy shit, and throw up on each other, and even in each other's mouths by sticking there fingers down their throats to trigger their gag reflex(you'd think what they were doing would be enough, but apparently not).

It's a 15-17 year old video, but still elicits very disgusted reactions, sometimes even throwing up, and people won't even finish the video. If you decide to find this video, proceed with caution and have a bin near by, you will most likely, at the very least, gag 5 times. If not, you truly have a densely fortified mind.
I searched up "4 girls finger paint " last night, and I must say, it didn't disappoint, I was quite disgusted.
by Destroyer of zoophiles December 11, 2023
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