waved him off

A name for a hand gesture you do to someone when you want them to do your bidding and/or change their mind for them. It is a reference to the Jedi mindtrick seen in the Star Wars movie where the Jedi says "these are not the droids you are looking for" and gestures and the bad guys reply "these are not the droids we are looking for and walk away. They really were the droids they were looking for.

Tina: "How did you get Max to work for you again so you could get a couple weeks off?"
Jeff: "I waved him off with the old Jedi mind control. It was easy."

by Tina Ballance April 11, 2008

off my cake

The feeling after taking copious amounts of intoxicants in one night.

'Lad im off my cake'

by jonno1221 June 5, 2012

Nigger Jump Off

-noun

Any destination where a large number individuals from the African American community gather to celebrate ignorance and violence.

Don't even think about going to Applebee's after 11:00 pm at night. It turns into a Nigger Jump Off.

Person 1: Hey did you see that club metropolis just got shut down due to all of the recent shootings?
Person 2: Yeah, it happens every few years. Someone will buy it and turn it into the next Nigger Jump Off.club

by eightohhhthree May 20, 2011

caught jacking off

When you doing your daily jerk at night and your mom or dad walks in and catches ya.

Jake: (slap) (slap) (SLAP)

Dad: Hey son, could I....What the F**k !!?!!!!!

by x9 May 13, 2005

Off Chops Sex

Having sex when under the influence of drugs. Usually very messy and lasts several hours due to ecky doodle.

"I'm sore from that off chops sex"

"how good is off chops sex"

by poo_bum_bum August 4, 2008

auto caps off

someone who is against the use capital letters because they look weird in every sentence
or can be used to describe someone edgi or *qUiRkY* (that's the only time caps can be used )

ooh she's so edgi she's an auto caps off kinda person

by d0isy December 7, 2019

jerk off stalefish

To jerk off without the usage of material, such as a magazine or video.

My internet isn't working! Looks like I'm going to have to jerk off stalefish tonight.

by Mikey P 4130 March 19, 2008