Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

Chiseled Tit

Abnormally sloped or slanted tits.

Dan: Check out Lisa's chiseled tit
Jake: Ew wtf man!

by _TRILLVANILLA_ October 3, 2016

Tit

Thot in training

When you become of age you get to be a tit!

by Bazinga0315 October 7, 2018

Tater Tits

When a woman is bent over a kitchen counter that hasn't been wiped down during sex and gets crumbs all over her breasts

"I forgot to clean the kitchen before she came over last night. She ended up with major tater tits."
"His kitchen was so gross. I got really bad tater tits."

by phofffff July 19, 2021

Tits

Something that men fantasize all day and all night.

Nate is so fond of tits that he dreams of different shapes of tits every night when he goes to bed.

by rapiding February 15, 2017

Pepper Tits

Tiny boobies

Yo girl, let me suck on them pepper tits!

by dipsh!t February 11, 2024

Schrodinger tits

When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender

I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure

by jackblk March 19, 2021