Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.

Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!

by anonymous April 24, 2025

Sloppy Swirly

In the act of intercourse, preferably anal, bend the women over a toilet bowl and give her a swirly

I gave the bitch a sloppy swirly while taking my dong to brown town

by NAJ96 May 2, 2025

Slappy Sacks

A game both similar and incredibly different to tummy sticks. The game is played between to males, who take turn slapping each other in the balls. The game finishes once a player taps out. The loser then must give the winner sloppy toppy

Carl: My throat really hurts right now
Pete: Why's that
Carl: I played a game of Slappy Sacks with Jimmy yesterday, and I lost

by Theforbiddengamemaster May 5, 2025

shippying it

when you get shippy to jork your shit

"hey shippy can you shippy me"

"yeah sure bro, lemme just finish shippying it" (shippy)

by _tekz May 5, 2025

Sloppy mandy

When a man sits on his knees with a snorkelling mask on whilst a woman with diarrhea explodes all over his face

I feed her some spicy curry to get her ready to give me a sloppy mandy

by Hectorthemaster May 9, 2025

Sloppy Magnum

When you exchange Skittles for a blowjob in the church carpark.

I was broke this week and really horny, but thankfully there were some Skittles under the seat in my PT Cruiser that I could exchange for a Sloppy Magnum at the Christ United Mission brick and mortar.

by FreshMuffinsss May 9, 2025

Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex

Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025