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Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.
They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!
by Angggellla June 3, 2017
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The slaps

That old lady’s been on the slaps all day
by Tippytoppy September 13, 2022
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Gravy slap

When a person deficates into a cupped hand and then slaps it into there partners genitals
Dude did you give that girl a gravy slap last night?
by SuperSexyLisa18 July 3, 2016
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tuna slap

that moment when you want to slap someone so hard with a tuna
she is such a bish that i really want to tuna slap her, hard. in the face
by call me senpai August 30, 2016
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knee slap

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy
by iiicxtie March 20, 2020
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SLAP

"Sounds Like A Plan"

SLAP is often used to emphasize your excitement for a planned event.
You: Down to grab a beer tonight?
Your bro: I'm down
You: SLAP!
by FUTR October 2, 2019
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Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia
by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023
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