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Great Hollow Middle School

Great Hollow Middle School is a school in Nesconset, NY. Everybody there that is going to High School East is very rich, and have a lot of money. The mean girls who are 11-14 year olds are pumping large amounts of caffeine into their little bodies every morning. The guys always wear weird slide on shoes to school and have bold cuts. Rarely in school, the Emo, the gay, and the bullied kids are the most chill kids. They legit are very mature for their age, and don’t act like little dramatic shits. The grade group chats are so annoying because you get texts every 5 seconds, and 90% of the texts are useless snap, or TikToks. The math teachers there always give out too much homework, like some 14 year olds are prodigies in Harvard. The guidance counselors are really just trying to get an answer for you, just to tell the entire school about your issues. They always at first pretend to be a trustworthy person, but in reality they are just there for the drama, that’s why they got hired in the first place. The principals are dictators who punish every kid, even though they were the victims of a situation. At the end of the day, fist fights and cliques would happen while waiting for the bus. Like two wanna be gangsters would fight over the popular girl, or some kids doing TikToks under the tree. The sad part is, the “poor” kids go to High School West, while the other rich kids go to East, where they become more bitchy flexers.
Kid 1: Do you know about Great Hollow Middle School? Kid 2: Yes, it’s brutal in there.
by The Anonymous Scholar August 24, 2023
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Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.
Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!
by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023
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Post Oak Middle School

You want to watch out for kids like Brody, which will throw a ball 100mph during dodgeball that will go down your throat, and out your-

You also want to watch out for Cesar. “memephail”… sorry just old habits.

Oh and don’t forget Shanty, he’ll hit you will that “Shanty-tax”

And Austin is very young kid, the youngest out of most of the six-graders. Austin is very good in percussion and playing piano, you don’t want to challenge him.

Oh and Linkin, uhh-

Here’s some other OP students:
-Leland, otherwise considers as “Coconut” from his head shape.
-Kash
-And more I personally don’t want to list

Continuing on, you also want to be very kind and polite and kind to the teachers, or else just the very slightest bit of disrespect will get you 80 days of ISS.
by JustSomeRandomChild September 8, 2023
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This is a test to see if the spacing is crap
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Harold Rowe Middle School

Harold Rowe Middle School is a middle school located in Houston, Texas.

IT is ruled over by the CFISD school system.
But, please, for the love of god... DO NOT ENROLL HERE. It sucks.
"Welcome to Harold Rowe Middle School!"
"I'm leaving."
by EddieEddie2 October 11, 2023
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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Valley Center Middle School

The magnificent lands where..
-You have to run to get shitty food from a kind underpaid lunch lady
-The basketball team loses 26 to 112
-1 in 5 people are addicted to some kind of drugs
-The school bathroom gives you flashbacks comparable to the flashbacks experienced by a WW2 veteran

-A girl who’s named after a car has a new boyfriend every 60 seconds

-Advanced English students don’t know how to spell “important”
-Literal gas attacks in the boys locker room
-The dogs get brought in every other week

-free chocolate milk 😌
If you’re searching Valley Center middle school you can probably relate 🫃
by My Dad left for an anime girl December 19, 2023
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