God

Not Real

Christain Extremeist kid: HOW DO U NOT BELIVE IN GOD YO GO TO HELL!!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove god exists?
Christain Extremeist kid: WHAT EVIDENCE DO U HAVE TO PROVE HE DOESNT EXISTS !!1!
Smart Atheist: What evidence do you have to prove that evolutionism isn't real?
Christain Extremeist kid: ..................
Smart Atheist EXACTLY

by yes_yes_yes_yes_yes May 17, 2022

god pack

a TCG pocket myth made up by content creators to encourage their audience to gamble

I just pulled 5 1-stars from my god pack, uninstalling

by SaltedAlcremie July 8, 2025

Scrape god

A worm that tries to do a a wheelie and falls and scrapes their knees

Mark: yo did u hear? Kyle is a scrape god now
Tyrek:yoooo I knew he was a worm

by Your favorite worm December 11, 2017

Love god in swahili

Dimitri Price

Dimitri price is a love god in swahili

by Ifdpriceisright June 8, 2021

God Mode

That feeling after you jerk off where you feel invinsible. During god mode, you’d have the power to leave Kim Kardashian on opened or break up with your girl.

“Yo man i ate a toilet seat yesterday while i was on god mode”

by Thisdick1234 February 26, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.

Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.

by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."

by smj101 May 24, 2018