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Aventura God 

A white high-school kid that drives their mom’s BMW or Tesla, has a TikTok haircut, and smokes nicotine. Typically Jewish.
“Playground Gangsters”

Lives in Aventura, FL
Look at those Aventura Gods in the Tesla blasting Pop Smoke
Aventura God by Taytay123_ September 18, 2023
Related Words
an expression to say that the user believes that that noun (person place or thing) is the best
Alex: Cosco hotdogs are the best.
Zack: On god
on god by Man45784629376587263 September 21, 2023
When trying to prove the truth to ur homeboys or going to hell
On god im a singhni
On God by d.brar September 27, 2023
what you say when someone doesn't understand something after you've explained it multiple times
*explains very clearly*

wym

my god
my god by hirolito October 8, 2023

The God you worship

IT LITERALLY SAYS TO DO THAT IN THE BIBLE! NUMBERS 31! HE QUOTED THE THING!
Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
The God you worship by Hym Iam October 9, 2023

OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

THE CRINGEY IDIOT INFLUENCERS ARE INFECTING ME WITH THEIR STUPIDITY I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THEM OH NO THEY ARE CATCHING UP SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 🎵I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN THE BARBIE WO-O-ORLD!🎵
OH GOD HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I TRY SEARCHING FOR THAT PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA