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douche bag

Talks really loud, laughs, and yawns way to loud. Often finds their own jokes funnier then they really are. Has a lot of blonde moments and isn't very skilled in socializing with others.
Someone with the name Jessica is a huge douche bag
by annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd November 21, 2014
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douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
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douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.
I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.
by thedopefairy November 24, 2014
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douchebaggery

The general behavior and way of life followed and put forth by Octavius RyRy, characterized most notably by 1) a cocky walk with plenty ass stuffed into a khaki-pant ensemble, 2) a love of cornbread that just won't quit, and 3) a "What's up, baby?" perched on the tip of the tongue.
1. Would you get a load of his douchebaggery today?
2. My gosh...his douchebaggery is off the charts.
3. I've never seen douchebaggery of this magnitude before.
by bieberfan_1001 December 3, 2014
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Douchebag

A tool, one who acts like he is better than others.

A Maintenance of America manager.
That manager acts like his shit don't stink, what a douchebag.
by Barnythekid December 18, 2014
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douchebaggery

The simple, yet selfish, practice of being a douchebag.
He's displaying a higher than normal level of douchebaggery, I'm afraid
by Lovepirate December 22, 2014
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Douche Nozzle

A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)
Girl 1: Becky called me a whore

Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle
by Dick_Weasel January 3, 2015
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