Cooked

When someone is done for

"I haven't gone to school all year"
"You're cooked"

by clapped duck March 26, 2024

Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you

You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time

by DictationIsKindaCool April 12, 2024

Cooked

Cooked; washed ,fucked. if you’re doing somthing stupid it means you’re cooked. If your in a tricky or bad situation then would be

Random Donny: what happened fam

Cooked Donny: I dropped the zoot Down the

drain

Random donny: your cooked

by Reeeeeaaal General April 13, 2024

Coomie

A russian or communist who frequently masturbates. A combination of coomer and commie.

Look at that coomie over there cranking his fat commie dick

by PooPooShitMan April 15, 2024

cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return

“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked”

by yuhhsiya April 18, 2024