salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Grate Your Cheese

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.

Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.

by P Bear September 9, 2010

Fucking Floor Cheese

Cheese layin on Floor

Ayo my cheese fallin
*cheese fallin*

*cheese clappin on floor*
fucking floor cheese

by Manuel Felipe August 16, 2020

swiss cheese maker

slang term for an Ingram mac 11,10,or 12. its called this because their face will resemble swiss cheese after you empty a clip in their face

john you take the back with your m16 and me and my swiss cheese maker will take the front

by one man army October 2, 2007

Maple Cheese Smoothie

Literally as it's title states. It will give anyone diabetes instantly.

"Maple Cheese Smoothie please!""What you wanna die nigga?!"

by Dancing_Jebus January 20, 2009

Jumping Cheese Stick

Jumping cheese stick is when you flail around a cheese stick.

It also is the new slang term for a blonde person jumping up and down at a sports game, homecoming dance, etc,...

Stop doing the Jumping Cheese Stick Joslyn!

Terrance was being a jumping cheese stick at the football game in the front row!

by KSpell October 5, 2011

Goat Cheese Hoagie

The gayest sexual maneuver possible. Often resulting in trauma to the eyes and face.

Coined by Adam Carolla while describing his experiences on Celebrity Apprentice. Clay Aiken may have been involved.

"After an extended Rusty Trombone, he gave me the ol' Goat Cheese Hoagie and fractured my orbital socket."

by Dollerhide November 1, 2012