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Peanut butter jelqing

When two men cover each others genitalia in peanut butter and jelly, they then rub their shafts together to make a PBJ, they don’t stop until one person cums. Whoever didn’t cum has to lick all of the peanut butter and jelly off of the other person
“Oh boy I really can’t keep doing peanut butter jelqing, Aaron always wins I’m tired of licking up everything
by Silly bug guy March 5, 2025
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Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.
Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!
by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025
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Dookie-Butter

When something is so shitty it turns into butter.
"Man, work wasn't just awful today, it was complete dookie-butter."
by NaughtyFr0g March 24, 2025
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Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower
Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.
by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025
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Peanut Butter Throat Jam

When you're allergic to something, and you get your partner to coat their dick in the trigger, so that you give them the tightest blowjob possible.

Remember to keep your epi-pen close.

See also:
Anaphylactic Blowjob
The Epi-Pen Special
Death Grip Deluxe
Allergy Throatlock
PeaNUTbuster
Person 1: My girlfriend is freaky as fuck - she put peanut butter on my dick and gave me a blowjob
Person 2: Wait isn't she allergic to peanuts?
Person 1: yeah she gave me a Peanut Butter Throat Jam, good thing she had the epi pen ready
by anonymous April 15, 2025
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Tech Butler

A sarcastic term for an IT professional, developer, or tech-savvy person who is constantly asked to perform menial or personal tech tasks that fall far outside their actual job description. These tasks often include fixing home Wi-Fi, resetting passwords, setting up someone's new phone, or explaining how to open a PDF — usually for coworkers, friends, or family members who treat them like on-call digital servants.

Used when:
Someone expects tech support on demand, no matter how irrelevant or inappropriate the request is.
Boss: "Hey, can you help me install TikTok on my daughter's iPad real quick?"
Dev: "I'm deploying a critical update right now."
Boss: "It'll only take a sec."
Dev: "Right. Because I’m your Tech Butler."
by TruthTriumph April 15, 2025
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