Doo dick

When a girl lets u do anal but she shits on ur dick giving u a doo dick

"Hell no! She gave me a doo dick, damn she shit on my dick!"

by Nephson June 13, 2016

Pre-Dicked

When you masturbate before having sex

I could not finish last night because I pre-dicked.

by BigDaddyBeefStick69 November 21, 2017

awkward dick

(n) when a guy feels uncomfortable but has already made the jump to take his pants off. His penis is awkward and shy because he has not been aroused enough.

John: "Uhh just gimme a second babe.."
Vallerie: "Hehe oh my GOD your dick is awkward! As fuck."
*...AWKWARD SILENCE...*
Vallerie: You have an awkward dick, John.
John: :'(
John: /wrists

by Rebel_Souldier October 11, 2013

Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.

"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”

by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019

Fart Dick

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.

i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick

by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020

lebron dick

When u adjust ur shorts and ur dick is seen

Bro I had lebron dick yesterday at the basketball court

by goldenboyy April 15, 2016

Dick Jumprope

A derogetory term such as "asshole" or "douche bag". Someone with a long floppy dick that could be used as a jumprope

You called me an asshole? Well you're a dick jumprope

by Nathan the sex god Matthews August 16, 2009