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New phone, who dis?

A polite way to say fuck off when approached with a text containing a bad idea.
Group chat: Anyone up for a run friday night?
Member: New phone, who dis?
by cvec22 May 6, 2019
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new orleans nipple twist

when a flamboyant midget negro runs by awkwardly (on account of the midgetness) during the mardi gras celebration and latches his tiny little fingers onto a slutty college girl's exposed nipples.
becky: oh my god brittney! last night some little black guy ran by and grabbed my nipples when i was flashing some old guy. *shows brittney her nipples*
brittney: dayyyummm girl! thats one hell of a new orleans nipple twist!
by yowiena69 March 13, 2010
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Orange Is the New Black

When Trump won the Presidential elections and took over after Obama.
Dude 1: Orange Is the New Black.
Dude 2: That lesbo show about carpet munching inmates.. get outta here!
Dude 1: Hey quit being racist you POS, haven't you heard? Trump is the future President after Obama. FTL
Dude 2: Ba dum tsssss!
by TheDobroFan November 12, 2016
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New York Minute

by Red Hot Chili December 12, 2003
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Scene Kid New Version

There is no new scene kid. They are still the same, The "new" scene kids are actually all hipsters.

Scene is still the same as it was back in 2007.
The first definition purely describes awkward hipsters.

Scene is still the same as was back in 2007. (Even if there are admittedly a few changes, Such as being able to have curly hair. )

Scene Kid New Version = Not real.
by IWILLEATYOUR April 26, 2012
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New Zealand

A beautiful country located in the south pacific ocean. Also known as the land of the long white cloud, New Zealand is diverse and offers adventure, culture and majority of Kiwi's are easy going and friendly.
by klingbling57 December 24, 2013
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New Brunswick Mud Cutter

The act of making your gal shart herself by spiking with laxatives followed by anal sex. A break-up move. Best if performed in an alternate location or one other than your place. Guaranteed that no female will ask why you haven't called her back.
My chick was starting to get clingy and suggested we move in together so I gave her a New Brunswick Mud Cutter. She hasn't called me in 2 weeks.
by Gray Sheridan / Barret Harber September 30, 2007
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