Deez Fuckin Nuts

Emerson You Are The Best Girlfriend In The World ❤️.

Holy shit Deez Fuckin Nuts taste like a ham samitch

by phatdaddyt February 22, 2021

Chug my nut

To chug someone's spirm

Chug my nut

by Mytholas August 10, 2018

Flowering my nuts

Relaxing, not doing anything, or applying corn starch to the groin area.

" What are you doing now dog?" "Sitting here, flowering my nuts"

by Nachobidness August 16, 2016

nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023

Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.

Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019

Post nut shisha

After you have nutted in/on someone or from watching porn and you go to a shisha lounge for a smoke and relax. The feeling is the best.

John: Dude, yesterday I nutted in my date then got in the car and drove to have post nut shisha. That smoke was perfect.
Brian: I need to try that when I cum next, I love shisha

by ItsameaMari0 December 7, 2021

Deez nuts december

the time of the year where you make deez nuts jokes

Wow! Deez nuts december! it came here so fast :D

by Adorederp December 24, 2021