Mickey Mouse Cheese

Large quantities of money

Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese

Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine

by Wallace the ballest November 14, 2013

Triple Cheese Burger

When you’re with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the “self-mayo.” Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.

I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if I’d have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.

by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020

Grate Your Cheese

When a girl is giving you really bad head that involves a lot of teeth. The teeth will slice your piece up and leave you out of commission for a few days.

Dude, I got the worst head from that girl. Watch out for her, she will totally grate your cheese.

by P Bear September 9, 2010

salty cottage cheese

Finely aged and fermented sperm: typically found in refrigerators, closets, or more commonly, back allyes in Brooklyn.

Example: Girrllll I just had the best salty cottage cheese last night! I felt like I was wined and dined.
Example: What is this in the fridge? Oh that is just some salty cottage cheese. Nice!

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

Cheese on your chin

Being so intoxicated that you fail to talk sense or function like a normal person.

'Dude, did you see how fucked up I was last night?'
'Yeah you had cheese on your chin.'

by Qtips12 October 14, 2016

jell-o-cheese

When a girls butt bounces like jello but smells like cheese, she has that jell-o-cheese. Mostly refers to African American women.

Dude your girlfriend has that Jell-o-Cheese.

by David Burns (villevalorox) September 28, 2008

toe nail cheese

the smelly stuff you can find under your toenails

Jane: ew whats that smell
Joe: Chill, I'm just digging out some toe nail cheese.
Jane: thats disgusting; do it somewhere else

by Im-a-duck April 5, 2016