GOD OF HYPOCRISY

Hey this can be found in the RECTORY of any ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH AND PROTESTANT CHURCH.
Look ANAL ALAN if you are that hard up to get into a WILD PEDOPHILE PARTY as get ROMAN CATHOLIC RELIGIOUS and the GOD OF HYPOCRISY may come to you and invite you to the STICKING BALLS UP THE 8 AND 11 YEAR AGE ASSES for starters as anything goes in the RECTORY as just beg the PASTOR and give a generous donation then you are on your way to enjoying PUSH PEDOPHILIA possibly your ULTIMATE EATING POOP from the nicest looking TOT.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 26, 2022
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wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024
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lore god

A profession that involves themself in doing text-acting and shall be referred to as a lore god.
"We are lore gods"

"all holy lore god"

"dick dog is a bitch"

"lore gods all love lore cat"

"lore gods are gay"

"im a lore god"
by Cabbage rat July 20, 2022
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The God of Cheese

This person is the God of Cheese. They are the God of all Cheeses.
You are not The God of Cheese.
by PB Saltman August 11, 2022
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Toasty God

A legendary toasty created by Claudia, not Caleb.
“Hey, wanna go get a toasty?” “Yes but only made by a toasty god..... Claudia??!!”
by Cloddle June 11, 2019
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Made in the image of God

No, it... Um... It doesn't say that about women. It says women are made from Adam's rib.
Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
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God Dammit

God Dammit is the best phrase to say whenever something goes wrong. It is commonly used by unlucky people.
Me: God dammit!
David: Shut up we already know thats your catchphrase
by Lexfunni October 15, 2023
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