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Tits on your face

This phase is always used when an extremely choice, unexpected turn of events occurs. It can be used in a quiet dry humorous manner as well an exclamatory manner.

This phase is meant to impress upon listeners the emotion invoked when a college age frat boy turns and in an amazingly good stroke of luck, is unexpectedly face first in the motorboat position with an attractive pair of breasts.

It is important to be remember that in this situation one must never be over eager lest one appear to be uncool, or let on how excited one really is so as not to frighten or "perv out" the female involved. The phase must be spoken in this same manner or the speaker will sound idiotic.

Note: this is never used in the presence of one's mother. She will slap you.
Ed: "Dude, I was walking down campus and found a $100.00 bill."

Alex: "Tits on your face."

Example 2:

Alex thinks there is no beer left in the house. Alex opens the refrigerator and slides the one bottle of catchup to the left and sees a beer that has been hidden perfectly by the catchup.

Alex: (to himself) "Tits on your face."

Example 3:

Charles: "Nick Swardson is doing stand up tonight!"
Alex: "Tits on your face."
Alex's Mother: SLAP
by bikejunky February 17, 2010
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i'm your face

laughable expression by malaysian punks who tried to pick my pocket and got caught.
i'm sure they meant "i'm in your face"
my boots were the only thing in their face.
world traveler: wow isnt kuala lumpur nice.
idiots: I'M YOUR FACE! GIVE THE MONEY!
world traveler: (kicks their asses)
by paytoilet February 26, 2010
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running your neck

Shit talking done by punk ass bitches who can't back up their jackin of the jaw.
Keep running your neck motherfucker or i'll come over there and fuckstart that poobuddy ass head of yours.
by bigAssBootyBandit July 21, 2010
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Be real with your life

A term used to bring someone back to reality when they are being unrealistic about thier status or accomplishments...
Yo, I just got three girls numbers at the club last night... I'm like Tiger Woods. I could pull Beyonce. C'mon man, be real with your life!
by phrasee January 5, 2010
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pop your collar

To flip your collar up on your polo shirt. Very common practice for guys in fraternities and other college-age preppy types. The guy who does this is often referred to as "that guy."
Ronald could never convince anyone that he really popped his collar for practical neck insulation and was not in fact "that guy."
by Nick D January 25, 2005
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Make your next move your best move

Make your next move your best move refers to the first moment following a major life change wherein one understands that with your back against the wall; time growing short; and , your options limited you must act wisely in order to both survive and thrive. The crisis make you decisive.
When you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of you better make your next move your best move. When you have nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 29, 2023
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There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.
by Barry June 4, 2004
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