a rock

a term for a boner created by a certain autistic lad from oldham that’s in love w u after 1 convo🥴

i’ve got a rock

by rockcockcockrockkk June 28, 2019

Cock Rocks

When a male gets kidney stones and has to pass solid stones out of their cock.

These kidney stones sure are painful. I really gotta finish passing these cock rocks.

by Cabgtv December 1, 2020

Rockes

Rockes the owner of a pixelmon server which has been alive for 8 years.

He has a very large penis but is also gay

Rockes: Play MC.Miragecraft.Net

Girls: omg hes so cute and he's gay !!

Guy's: ughh....

by MC.Miragecraft.net February 3, 2022

Rock Box

When a womens ladyparts come face to face with medusa

You here what happened to Clarise?
Heard she got the rock box

by Dude Rugs March 18, 2014

Rock Paper Scissors

If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.

I could probably be doing something better with my time rather than looking up how to play Rock Paper Scissors on Urban Dictionary.

by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025

Rocking donkey

The rocking donkey is a mystical creature who resides in Knottingley, England he’s often seen roaming the streets, rocking as he walks with his long gray hair thus called the rocking donkey

ohhh look lads it’s rocking donkey, ehhhhhh rockingggggg donkeyyyyyyy

by The king of ferry May 1, 2020

Dentist Rock

When a man, usually caucasian in his mid-30s to late-50s that works in a profession other than music, gets dumped or divorced after a long relationship and "rediscovers" self-expression in the form of music.
Because their sense of style has frozen since the beginning of said relationship, it's usually heavily indicative of some long-forgotten or now derided genre or artist.
It almost always suffers from very low production value in both audio and the visuals for whatever medium on which they release it.

While the name implies a specific genre, it can also come in the form of hip hop, metal, jazz, or any other style of music.

See: "Moon River Rock" or "Can I Borrow a Feeling" for examples.

Ron: "Hey, did you get a chance to listen to my demos?"
Ron's Son: "Yeah, dad. Everyone has. It sounds exactly like Matchbox 20. It's so embarrassing."
Ron: "It is not! I put my blood, sweat, & tears into those songs! Some of those songs are about you and your mother, you know! How a man can hurt inside!"
Ron's Son: "It's fuckin' Dentist Rock, dad. Mom's with Gary now. Just leave it!"

by Busta Schnut October 28, 2023