Ass tits

Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.

"Hey, have you seen Kevin's ass tits? Those things are massive!"

by FlemBou June 22, 2021

Tit-hair

(‘tît hār) Noun. English (American).

A universally accepted unit of measurement that is equal to 1/10,000th of the width of the mark on your ruler that denotes a millimeter.

The tit-hair is a “Special” unit of measurement (akin to the pinch, dash, or dab) that can be applied universally to both the Metric system and the “American” system with no conversion factor. It can also be used with ANY measurement: distance, weight, volume, mass, density, temperature, etc., without a conversion factor.

Origin: approx 1948-1950 - Returning GI’s from WWII had invented the term as they were fine tuning their weapons. From rifles to tanks to artillery - this is how it developed such universal adaptation.

“This ribbon is about a tit-hair wider than 10mm.

by spinamutis November 12, 2023

Tit worm

Where a man fingers between a woman's tits for hours until he bleeds, pretending the blood is cum.

The man came into the ER after doing the tit worm for 4 hours.

by Ushshshe November 26, 2024

tit

its a fucking bird you horny motherfuc-

me: hey! look at those tits
friend: what?
me: those tits
friend: what tits?
me: the bird you fucking spoon

by ha ez February 12, 2021

All tits and no whistles

When someone looks hot but has no brains.

Look at that girl she’s all tits and no whistles

by Madcow81 October 18, 2020

tit

a type of bird ;)

Did you see that tit pass by?

by ThatEpicDefault May 11, 2020

National Show me your Tits day

National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.

hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.

by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021