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Tiki face

The ugliest face that any person can ever form. The lower jaw is extended out, the hair is pulled back and you have to cross your eyes as hard as you can. Fucked up teeth are a bonus.
Last night Z-master busted out the best Tiki face ever it looked like a mix of a tiki and one very ugly peice of shit.
by Z-master May 18, 2009
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smashed face

An intense adjective used to describe something pleasant or nice. Could pertain to a feeling, a smell, someones appearance, etc. The complete opposite of "smashed ass."

I feel like smashed face.

Yummy, something smells like smashed face!!

Your dad looks like smashed face.
Smashed face pertains:
feeling: I love you <3333
Smell: mmmm!! mom's home made baked cookies!!
appearance: Man!! is she hot or what?!
by Caitlin13579 March 12, 2008
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ballsac face

1) A person that has a face shaped liked a ball sac,stinks, and has some wicked crooked teeth.
by alotta vagina May 13, 2005
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Facing out

A catatonic state achieved when browsing facebook. Noun: spaced out
husband: Honey what would you like for dinner?
wife: (silent while staring at computer)
husband: Helloooo, is there anybody there? I'll clean the bathroom if you say yes.
wife: (still nothing)
note: wife is Facing Out
by MrPoodle June 20, 2009
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Paddle Face

As my Girlfriend was using the bathroom, I ran in and Paddle Faced her.
by Dr. Howie Feltersnatch March 29, 2009
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frost this face

An instruction given by a porn star to a co-star in order to get him to lose his mess over her face.
Porn Star (Female): "Come on you bastad! Frost this face you cock monkey!"
Porn Star (Male): "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>"
by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007
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grundel face

A female face that looks like an italian man's grundel.
Snooki has a grundel face!

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by chaosmotion February 14, 2012
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