Uber-momming

Verb
1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.

2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.

I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.

by CJHawkstone December 7, 2017

your mom

<the mom you never had>

Hey where's mum?
You mean your mom ??? LOLLLL

by ryui August 29, 2023

ur mom

no u

OOOOF, im gay, get a fucking life u bitch. your mom is a lady that for some reason escalates ur ass.

by jesusismysatan December 27, 2018

tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.

"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"

by TheKatertot January 23, 2020

Mom

Someone who insanely loves you, but drives you crazy! She embarrass you in front on public. She also makes disappeared items re-appear. She is also someone you want to throw on the trash.

Mom: Hey did you know she peed in her pants yesterday
Stranger: No! Tell me more
You: Mom!
Your POV: Argh! I want to throw her in the trash so much.

by memesthatilike May 1, 2022

Mom

The person who gave you life aka my best friend ever!!

If I could say something that the whole world was listening to id say "HI MOM ILYSM!"

by 💁🏻 dancer September 18, 2016

Your mom

Every time someone says what doing you say your mom

Lily: what doing

Jaxson: your mom

by Jaxson95 October 24, 2019