Feed My Lizard

Suck my dick. Or, give me pussy.

Man: Hey, bitch. feed my lizard.
Bitch: Fuck Off!!!

by Sass,MasterOf Sass March 28, 2009

bite my crank

Used when telling someone off, the same meaning but not quite as nasty as telling them to "suck my dick."

Hey Buddy, Bite my crank will ya?

by Bruno Stoight May 29, 2008

stinky on my hangdown

A sure sign I got lucky. You can still smell her on that dangly between my legs. A badge of honor.

I'll get some wine in her belly and some stinky on my hangdown. Yea, doggy.

by brock landers January 11, 2005

push my buttons

To do something that pisses me the fuck off.

You push my buttons when you talk shit about me.

by urbanlibrarian June 14, 2014

kiss my lips

phrase used by chicks. statement that means. lick or suck my vagina. Often used by chicks in fights with other chicks.

Hey bitch, kiss my lips!

by Ryan Rice June 29, 2006

Digging My Potato

The act of sticking it through a tough situation. Tough times calls for tough character.

Origins:
The title of a song from Cowboy Bebop, a classic anime. A harmonica is used throughout the song, gives a very old western feel to it.

Vicious: You should see yourself. Do you have any idea what you look like right at this moment, Spike?

Spike Spiegel: What?

Vicious: A ravenous beast. The same blood runs through both of us. The blood of a beast who wanders, hunting for the blood of others.

Spike Spiegel: I've bled all that kind of blood away.

Vicious: THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?

Spike Spiegel: I'm digging my potato.

by ilGaucho August 30, 2010

Balls on my chin

Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.

(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!

Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.

Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.

by BenjiW April 28, 2008