John Fealias 

The most powerful person in the universe and is good friends with double J. John Fealias is snoop dogs brother and John will murder you if you talk bad about him.

John Fealias proved his domination over planted earth after slaughtering the president and his family.

John Fealias by John Fealias June 22, 2020

John Wade Kearney 

Some one with the smallest dick in the world.Some one who had such a micropenis they put the name to shame.

"Yo have you seen john wade kearney dick!?!?!"

"Yea dude its smaller than trumps."

John Wade Kearney by Bigbittylittytitty June 26, 2020

John Antonio 

John Antonio is one of the most cracked players in fortnite my guy😈 He can get all the girls just by the look of his keyboard and mouse. And he always slap that b(ass) when he get home, I mean bass.

Omg is that John Antonio, he’s one of the best people in fortnite!

John Antonio by The Place Of Facts July 21, 2020

John Beckford 

He's a little frackin puck baud. He wants to run the choppa, yet he can't. He loves eating glizzys ;)

frack you. Shut up ya John Beckford

John Beckford by Ashwin.snixpe October 19, 2020

John 

John is an amazing human bein he cares for his loved ones an he has his special places with those loved ones. He is so gorgeous inside and out n he deserves the best in the world. He will treat you with all the respect as long as you respect him back cause once you fuck up that’s it! Do everythin you can to keep John in your life because he’s the best person that will ever come into your life and he will make you the happiest version of you

Arrrrr that johns leng yenoooo

John by Johns bird xo March 19, 2021

John 

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

John by strawberrykat April 30, 2021

John Chess 

That one guy that looks like Steve Jobs with a moustache who’s definitely the real creator of chess.

Remember when John Chess was definitely the real inventor of chess?

John Chess by LaithianIturbide August 11, 2021