Addictive Friend Syndrome

A person who you meet for the first time and they blow up your phone everday and every weekend.

Heather-"Should I text Tim tonight and see what he is doing tonight?"

Vanessa- "No! You just hungout with him lastnight."

Heather-"Okay, I wont."
30 seconds later.....
Heather-"So I just texted Tim, and he hasnt responded yet..."

Vanessa-"You officially have Addictive Friend Syndrome."

by vanclar24 July 10, 2010

plastic cup friend

A person you meet at an event or bar who is cool to hang out with at the time but you never talk to or hang out with again. A throw away friend.

He was really cool at the bar last night, but he's definitely a plastic cup friend.

by tocathe1 May 24, 2014

L Friend

Ray Maurchie

Ray is a L friend

by anonymous February 11, 2022

solid friend

A person who is always there for you and you not always being there for them and doing stuff for them with no return

Nylah is a solid friend

by Riganna October 3, 2017

Token atheist friend

Most non-atheist people have at least two of these. They like to go to parties and lame it out by talking about religion and politics the whole time. They're the kind of people who make you feel uncomfortable by bringing up their 'radical' beliefs every opportunity that they get and reply to your facebook posts with studiously atheist comments. These kind of people thrive on collage campuses where they come off as much smarted than they actually are with cheap, uneducated remarks about the existence of god.

"I don't believe in child leashes"

"You know what I don't believe in? God."

"You're such a Token atheist friend... go away. nobody likes you except your religious studies professor."

by Henry241 November 28, 2009

Turds with friends

Taking pictures of your bowel movements to share & compare with your friends via picture message on a mobile device.

Dick - "What took you so long in the crap-closet?"
Stewart - "I had to get my IPhone out and take a picture of my colon cannonball to send to Jimothy."
Dick - "Why did you send a pic of your toilet brownies to Jimothy?"
Stewart - "Dude, I'm in a heated Turds with Friends battle with Jimothy and I think I can win this week with this one!"

by tikirye December 7, 2011

Internet best friends

Ibsf mean internet best friends, since it’s called that it’s because when you have a best friend and they move to another city or another country and u still call them in a web site call skype which means you can FaceTime them or call them

Wanna FaceTime since we are internet best friends and we can facetime

by Ibsf April 12, 2018