Up the Brown

Up your Ass - Something to say to tick someone off at the same time hinting they insert something up their anus.

Hey Bob, I hear you like it Up the Brown. Or, Hey Buddy, your a such a dick! Ya well Up the Brown Buddy!

by Randy Vanasse December 17, 2003

Brown Scooter

A sexual act when one person lays on there back(The Scooter) with their legs in the air and another person (The Rider) stands on their stomach, holding onto the others legs, and proceeds to excrete all shit onto the scooters face.

Bro me and my girlfriend tried the Brown Scooter last night. It was amazing.

by ObamaBinLaden911 December 26, 2019

Brown moon

The act of shitting twice in one day.

Person 1: that happens once in a brown moon.

Person 2: Dude you must shit a ton!

by Young bookie August 28, 2013

Brown Avalanche

The often heard avalanche of faecal matter erupting from someone's bowels in a public bathroom...

A: "Dude i was just in the bathroom and the place shook with a damn brown avalanche!"
B: "Sick!"
C Walks in with a pleased grin on his face.
A: "Feeling relieved?"
C: "Oh yeah."

by dj357 December 29, 2007

John Brown

One who Shags Other Mans Bird

He did a John Brown

by jef109 November 26, 2017

Brown Lobster

A brown lobster is a person who has spent so much time at the beach that they're skin has become brown and leathery.

"There's alot of brown lobsters at the beach today".

"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".

by Marlon Dready November 7, 2009

Chris Brown

An irrelevant black nigga who is shit at rapping

Chris Brown should be grateful to be in Lil Dicky's body

by Drink my cum October 14, 2018