Water

A clear drinkable drink that you mortals seem to enjoy. Though some of you mortals don’t drink enough.

Here is the recommended douse of water for a day: half an ounce or an ounce a day. Though it really is different for every mortal.

“Y’all don’t drink enough water and it bothers me as chaos god of this world. I want you to care for yourselves. I love you all”.

by I’m peppa pig! *unholy noises* March 7, 2019

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021

water

a substance that kills you when you put it in your dick

water is not good for you

by justing water December 14, 2021

madysen waters

The most beautiful girl u will ever meet Very sweet to the ones she is in a relationship with Will always put a smile on ur face Always smiling and cheerful

Sweet lovely Madysen waters

by Hi I like my self January 20, 2017

Groovy Water

This term is used to define the water you get from the water cooler or other expensive bottled water.

"Don't use the groovy water for the coffee pot."

by CitrixCuru72 March 6, 2012

Watering the Backdoor

When you piss into someones Ass.

I overheard that Jeremy was watering the backdoor last night. Diandra said it was almost like an enema.

by anonymous September 13, 2023

Water Wigglie

Water Wigglie - Halfway Inverted Penis

Girl: that's not a penis that's a water wigglie

by Lucass737 October 31, 2016