T-shirt off

Something unexpected, or surprising, can be both positive or negative (similar to "out of pocket"), mainly used in SoCal.

Yesterday my girlfriend threw a surprise birthday party. It was so t-shirt off!

by peppubi March 7, 2016

Dusting off the log.

Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.

During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.

by Krunchy Wonder April 12, 2015

snap one off

when one has to go do number 2's.

Hang on Tel, be back in a mo, gotta snap one off.

by stuey_boy January 16, 2009

jacking off in a corner

When someone periodically dissapears or leaves for no apparent reason or without warning during intense or important moments. Which then follows a question period of the persons whereabouts. When the person repeatedly disapears, the group assumes the person is an idiot and is most likely jackin'off some place.

Bob: Dude, where the hell is Adam.
Dan: No clue, probably jacking off in a corner somewhere.

by Sniperrul January 10, 2007

talk me off

1. To be brought to orgasim by verbal persuasion

2. To be faked into thinking sex is imminent

1. Dannelle is one hot talker; she can talk me off without my hands ever leaving my phone.

2. Jessie is a tease; she will talk me off again and again, but I am stupid enough to keep going back to get blue balls.

by TooSick4U November 4, 2006

rip one off

to rather forcefully expell wind from the anus usually with a good strain..

present tense- wow he can "rip one off" or he ripped one off"

by gilly walker January 27, 2007

How To Jerk Off

If you are wondering how to jerk off, it is very simple. All you have to do is use 1 of your hands and grab your penis...Then you rub it by stroking it up and down. You should use lube that way nothing happens to you. Jerking off is really fun. And if you jerk off it doesn't mean that you are gay.....you can do it with friends or anyone you choose it doesn't matter if they call you gay your not trust me. And that is all you have to do is sroke ur penis back and forth to make it more entertaining you can finger your ass or rub ur nipples or what ever you want to do. I do mine while I am taking a shit that way no1 knows and you have have a nice job done.

Jerking off is very simple, I will teach you "How To Jerk Off"

by NellyBoy NY March 14, 2009