No Nut New Years

This man is no longer human or god. He is god of all gods. He knows the last name of Obama. He is the chosen one

A God that doesnt nut from Nov. 1 to Jan. 1, No Nut New Years.

by AGod0607 November 1, 2019

sloppy joe nut

When you come really hard and have diarrhea at the same time

The sex was really good, but then my body realized that I'd had too much Taco Bell. So, yeah, when I came it was a sloppy joe nut.

by CallMePickles November 3, 2021

3 Nut November

3 Nut November is the easier version of No Nut November (for people that have a girlfriend and have to keep her happy.)
In 3 Nut November you HAVE to nut 3 times not more or less and if you dont you fail it.

My Girlfriends Unhappy she needs my dick i think i'll participate in 3 Nut November this year instead of No Nut November.

by William D.White Blackman November 9, 2021

Double Dutch Nut

When you suck the ganache out of a chocolate truffle, refill it with your nut, and feed it to your lover.

We split a bag of Lindor truffles and I gave her a double dutch nut, sweet and salty.

by Phukkus August 7, 2021

Hard Nut Tap

Just the worse fucking thing.

I’m gonna give you a Hard Nut Tap

by RoadkillSquirrel August 16, 2021

LET'S GET NUTS

To go absolutely insane and get CRAZY. Usually said when you are feeling dangerous and want others to feed off your energy.

Hey, man I am so bored should we drink and get Crazy?

Yeah dude, LET'S GET NUTS

By: Mike Rob

by MIKE ROBBBBBBBB July 8, 2021

Nut Seed Salad

The act of licking/eating ones asshole (tossing one's salad) after ejaculating on to it.

Tom gave her a nut seed salad last night!

by Jzanola January 7, 2022