Boyfriend: “Who’s that boy you hang out with?”
Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”
Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”
Girl “That’s Chris, he’s my guy friend!”
Chris: “Man, I’m gonna bang her!”
by Son, what are you reading -mom May 01, 2020
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? May 13, 2018
by eliesim February 06, 2025
The tendency of villains in movies/TV shows to miss out obvious shit, even though it's clearly in their line of sight
"You remember that episode of Prison Break when the FBI agent missed the doctor even though she was right in front of him? That's some bad guy vision amirite?"
"What the fuck are you talking about"
"What the fuck are you talking about"
by BathtubBarracuda June 23, 2016
by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024
Possibly the best Tumblr user.... ever.
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guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
This is known to bring happiness and joy to all that follow it.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt will grant you wishes.
guy-in-a-checked-shirt is your father.
Only guy-in-a-checked-shirt can stop forest fires.
I follow a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt it makes me happy.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
I was in a forest fire and I tried to put it out but only a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt could put it out.... I died that day.
by a-guy-in-a-checked-shirt November 10, 2013
by Derek96 April 17, 2024