White Cake Farts

The act of consuming so much white cake that it causes you to have a sudden spell of unrelenting gas.

Whenever the gas expells, it fills the air with the sweet aroma of a sweets bakery that was attacked by diarrhea infected pigeons, Bill Cosby, the salty tears of orphaned children, and bees. Not to mention lots of white cake.

An unfortunate result of white cake farts is the frosting that dribbles out of ones anus. If you are going to eat a lot of white cake, please be smart and have a change of underwear at hand.
Becky refused to have white cake at her fifth wedding. She didn't want a repeat of the last four times...the guests ate so much of it that they were having some really rank white cake farts.
by Jayisasillybiznasty May 28, 2014
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Wheep-plop fart

A small build up of air escaping from ones anus underwater, especially in the bath or a swimming pool
When i swam 20 lenghts i wheep-plop farted 5 times
by Coopie June 26, 2005
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front bum fart

when a woman emits gas from her pussy
when pumping a female, you pull out your cock and she farts out of her vagina hence the name front bum fart
by jammbo October 30, 2007
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Pussy blow fart

While performing the act of eating out a vagina, one blows on the lips of the vagina causing a farting noise.
I gave that girl the biggest pussy blow fart ever, you could hear it outside.
by Pussyfarting 4 lYfe March 12, 2011
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hot-buttered fart

The distinctive smell of the multiplex cinema showing this season's action pic, favoured by adolescent boys. Hot buttered popcorn and farts defying the best efforts of mechnical ventilation.
The lingering memory of Spiderman was the smell of a combined hot-buttered fart from the three previous sessions.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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Bare ass fart

When one unveils his ass from the backseat of a car and squeezes it between the passenger and driver's seat and blasts ass on the driver.
"Holy shit, I think you parted my hair with that bare ass fart!"
by daniel December 14, 2004
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Farted in the bed sheets

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)
Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.
by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008
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