doona date

When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona

Nah fuck that sunday sesh I got a Doona date.

by pluggerplug June 12, 2021

PTR Date

On the Clubhouse app, a person constantly Pulls to Refresh (PTRing) their profile picture of places they are taking a person or persons on a date. This can beach pictures, dinners, concerts, live events, and anything the morning after.

Do you remember when Kyle took Carey on a PTR Date on Clubhouse? He started PTRing pics of where he wanted to do with her like eat crab legs, hit up a concert on the beach, and making her breakfast in bed.

by bnceo June 22, 2021

Dirty Dätwiler

When you stick your pp into a nespressokapsel and at the same time shit out window sealing.

Last night I totally did a dirty Dätwiler

by Lexus2502 July 1, 2021

dan datcoldness

Someone great!

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by Local Pillow August 5, 2021

Minimum dating age

Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21

Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead

Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age?
19, brutha

by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

danger date

Having date with a some one who is currently on a break from their relationship - particularly if the person they have recently split with is hard and lives in the local area.

Lad 1 - "Good luck on the old danger date tonight mate"
Lad 2 - " I like to live life on the edge"

by definingthingsbadly August 17, 2021

Day Date

When you take off of work because you live with your baby’s dad so you have to make think you are work but you are really at your work boyfriends house.

Hey Bro! Your girl isn’t at work. She’s on a day date with a guy from work who is twice her age.

by Angry Beaver August 27, 2021