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Fluff your pillow

A sexual act in which a male stands up with his pants off and his partner (female or male) takes their hands and "fluffs" his balls by quickly moving them through their fingers and lifting them up and down.
(Boy takes his pants off)
Boy: "Babe can you come over here? I need you to fluff my pillow!"
Girl: "Sure i would love to come fluff your pillow"
by vic123456789 December 12, 2012
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Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie Hole

Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Cleaning your room

When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.
Example of cleaning your room:

Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum
by theking0514 November 4, 2010
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get your life

Sam:Man I just farted

Bob: dude get your life
by yo54mama October 15, 2013
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your a moose

It means to call someone big and strong. Amazingly gifted physically
after he lifted the dresser, I said to him, YOU ARE A MOOSE!
by everyone is stupid May 15, 2004
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Wrap your tool

To practice safe sex in regards to makes, or wear a condom.
Don't be a fool; wrap your tool.
by garbonzo November 14, 2013
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control your weirdo

When you go out with someone who is loud, annoying and weird, and bystanders blame you.
Your friend is pissing me off. Control your weirdo.
by p-doggie January 13, 2009
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