Water

Water is something you drink, wash your body with, and is WET

Hey man pass the wet water

by Idkanymore...... December 2, 2017

Dick Water

You suck or smell really bad

Hey dick water named max pass the ball

by Dirtonmyboots March 9, 2020

table water

table water is just like water but now its on a table. most people share it in restaurants or sm

Person 1: "OMG ITS WATER BUT ON A TABLE"

Person 2: *faints of amazement due to the existence of the table water*

by The Bad Command Station July 25, 2025

Bog Water

The stuff that makes someone sick when eaten, inhaled, drank, smoked, or snorted. The shit you should say"no" to.

Bruh don't drink that, it's bog water.

by Agnonymouse January 16, 2022

Alkaline water

Alkaline water has a higher pH level than regular drinking water. Because of this, some advocates of alkaline water believe it can neutralize the acid in your body.

the best water is alkaline water.

by kevi_48 September 8, 2020

Alabama Water Snake

Tying your legs together and jumping in a lake with a rucksack full of rocks.

Keith thought he’d try an Alabama water snake to end it all.

by Speeggggy July 10, 2024

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021