National Shut the Fuck Up Day

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021

National send Razo a nude day

Razo has a hard enough life stacking mad paper. To acknowledge this sexy beast & his hard work, on December 10th bad bitches are supposed to send him mad booty pics.

Did you hear on December 10th it’s national send Razo a nude day??

by Jay_Reezy November 23, 2021

National toss a short friend day

to Throw your short friend

Hey dude be careful it’s national toss a short friend day don’t get thrown shortie

by Crapbucket04 October 21, 2019

National kiss a soccer girl day

A day where anyone can and legally will kiss a girl whom plays soccer.

Hello fellow soccer player, guess what day it is. It’s national kiss a soccer girl day

by Potatoman2006 October 26, 2019

National kiss your crush day

Kiss your crush ........ anyway ;)

Olivia:im ganna kiss Jacob

Jacob: what the heck

Olivia:what its National kiss your crush day
Jacob: oh... 😊

by ;)hey boo October 14, 2019

National punch your sibling day

July 12th is national punch your sibling day! (If you don’t already do it every day) today is your day to shine! If you don’t have a sibling punch yourself because only children are pussy’s.

Person one: I can’t wait to punch my sibling! On national punch your sibling day!

Person two: I already do that everyday man!

Person three: I’m a pussy I don’t have a sibling

by Benny19 July 11, 2018

National embarrass your friends day

October 29th is national embarrass your friends day. On this day, you can post funny, embarrassing, or cute pictures of your friends.

I'm so excited for national embarrass your friends day.

by queeeeeenn October 29, 2019