Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.
Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)
Goes against his word and bans fracking 1 day into his “presidency”. Writes EO with nothing on any of the pages, doesn’t even sign his name. Turns his back on National Guard: tells them to sleep in a parking garage in 35 degree weather. Walks past 2 marines and is so trained to say whatever his earpiece says - “salute the marines” rather than actually saluting them. He currently lives in Castle Rock, a fake stage of the WH.
Wow, Chi-Com Joe has really beady eyes! Why isn’t there any visible white to his eyes? He surely wasn’t born that way