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billie joe 

1. in the best band ever... GREEN DAY!
2. hottest guy alive
i was listening to green day yesterday and all i could think about was how sexy billie joe is.
billie joe by sAm <|3 February 20, 2005
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Happy Joe 

To tug one out in a public location.
"So, I saw a hot chick over in the booth across from us and I had to hit the bathroom and Happy Joe."
Happy Joe by Taidje Kahn February 19, 2010

Mary-Joe 

A woman who combines strength with affection, sophistication with simplicity. Half woman half angel.
Hey Mary-Joe can u pass the ketchup.
Mary-Joe by Aburour February 25, 2018

Kung-Fu Joe 

1. v. to go Kung-Fu Joe on so. To beat someone's ass.

2. n. Character played by Steven James in the 1988 parody of Blaxploitation films, _I'm Gonna Git You Sucka_.
Don't touch my weed, or I'll go Kung-Fu Joe on yo' ass!

"So, it's just you 57 cops against Kung Fu Joe? Master of Kung-Fu, Karate, Jiu-Jitsu, and all kinds of other shit you ain't never heard of!"
Kung-Fu Joe by Dills-Nick May 31, 2007

I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. 

Two words that would never come out of anyone's mouth unless they have been taking hallucinogenic shrooms.
Dave: So, Gonzales, th-th-th-this is what shroooooooo-oooooooooo-oooooooms are like, and I (hic) like 'em.
Gonzales: I like Joe Biden. He is a good president. (Hic) And the Earth is flat. (Hic)

Chi-Com Joe 

Our apparent “46th” president.

Goes against his word and bans fracking 1 day into his “presidency”. Writes EO with nothing on any of the pages, doesn’t even sign his name. Turns his back on National Guard: tells them to sleep in a parking garage in 35 degree weather. Walks past 2 marines and is so trained to say whatever his earpiece says - “salute the marines” rather than actually saluting them. He currently lives in Castle Rock, a fake stage of the WH.
Wow, Chi-Com Joe has really beady eyes! Why isn’t there any visible white to his eyes? He surely wasn’t born that way
Chi-Com Joe by Nolsky January 22, 2021