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Green Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga, quite literally the polar opposite of a real nigga. Somebody who be sour for no reason at all. A nigga who be all up in yo business hatin like a whole bitch 😂
Usually, but not always: overweight, over 40, and still live in they mama house collecting food stamps.
Person 1: Yo I heard Georgie been talkin mad shit bout you ona gram the other day
Person 2: Yeah he a green ass nigga forsho
by Skebob August 19, 2025
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Alice Green Apple Gummy

Have you tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before, or would this be your first time?
If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”

If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”

If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
by aliyna August 27, 2025
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Green Pony

A ride share e-bike. Named after the lime bikes brand in Sydney Australia. Best use is when you are a little bit drunk and you can’t drive home…..
Wow I got pretty wasted at the pub last night and i rode a green pony home. It’s still out the front of my joint.
by Triple pickles 333 September 4, 2025
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green morph suit

Person 1: how do we troll the weatherman
person 2: with a green morph suit.
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025
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West Greene Wanker

West Greene Wanker is an intellectual prophet of goonings past. He graced the presence of West Greene Highschool, a small highschool located in East Tennessee. He remains a legend among the future disciples that attend the school. He goes by many a name including but not limited to:

West Greene Wanker, Bleacher Beater, Buffalo Beater, Bay Harbor Beater, Junior Jerker, Schooltime Stroker, Education Edger, and finally Chicken Choker. The UNEDGEucated authorities restrained his balls turning them bright blue and carting him off to ABIC for 5 whole business days(allegedly). The prophecy states that if he returns to West Greene then all shall bow and golf clap in his presence. The masturbation Messiah will return.
by Goonciple September 8, 2025
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Red light green light game

A masturbation game played between adults where one person says red light or green light.

The other person male or female masturbates whenever the person has said green light but has to stop when they say red light
Player 2:can we play Red light green light game ?
Player 1:sure!
Player 1: green light

Player 2: begins masturbating

Player 1: decides how Long to wait before saying red light
Player 2: stops
The time between when player1 says red light and green light is up to them it is often played during live streams while player 1 is interacting with people not playing the game
by Rlgl September 8, 2025
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That thing's green

1. Excellent release on NBA 2K

2. Used to say something is good to go, certified or guaranteed to hit.

3. A confident stamp that whatever you’re talking about is official, like calling game before the shot drops.
"About to walk in this interview, that thing's green."
"She texted me back fast, that thing's green."
"Don't even trip, the plan's already set. That thing's green."
by djgonmakeit September 8, 2025
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