douche bag

a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect

My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown

by mr.beam June 8, 2014

Douchebag

Robin Thicke

No need to define douchebag, just google Robin Thicke.

by JLGoodenough July 1, 2014

douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.

you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*

by doucheguns August 12, 2014

douche-tanic

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a normal douche bag or douche canoe. The ultimate form of douchebaggery.

That was the most horrible thing a person could do. What a douche-tanic!

by unseeliekin August 18, 2014

Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.

Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter

by averagegrandma October 10, 2014

Douche canoe

An overboard term used to describe one who has only reached a standard level of douchyness. If one who has only reached the basic douche level is called a douche canoe, this person would consider it to be an insult. Upon being called a douche canoe, this person would likely become upset & act irrational. At this point, that person would have reached douche canoe standards & you will be justified in calling that person a douche canoe.

I.E. "i dumped my girlfriend because she was a real douche. After we broke up, she went all out "douche canoe."

by argonforrest October 22, 2014

Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 4, 2015