Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

BIDENS DICK

Democrats ride his dick because Trump creates job which means they have to work instead of getting assistance because they are worthless

I'm ridin Bidens dick cause I don't wanna work and he a pedophile oh and illiterate.

by PlayYourCards December 19, 2020

Coin Dick

A slang used for a man’s genitalia when he is sexually aroused.

“Hey matey, this club is filled to the brim with slut machines, yo. And I got a coin dick”.

by Yakyelder October 27, 2020

Trump dick

A dick so small that it resembles Donald Trump’s belly button weird ass shaped micro penis

Fuck i am so dissapoomted,he’s got that Trump dick
Omg i am so sorry

by Epicureanhoe November 3, 2020

Paddle Dicking

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

by E*Ricky December 29, 2020

Dick Finale

Producing and ejaculating enough semen that the woman is completely drenched beyond recognition. It is also considered an encasing of cum on a woman.

Duuuude I gave that chick a dick finale!
OMG, he gave me a Dick Finale and I had to shower for hours to get everything off.

by DorkyDes14 January 9, 2021

EEL Dick

A word used by sam o´nella

WHATS A N-WORD GOT TO DO FOR SOME EEL DICK

by osokodk January 12, 2021