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cum twat squat

The process of effectively excreting the left over ejaculate remaining in the vagina once a man and woman have completed vaginal intercourse.
In the morning Mrs. Green does her daily exercises, the cum twat squat in order to make her yogurt for breakfast... SHE LOVES LEFTOVERS and she is environmentally friendly!!!
by Chrailey July 9, 2011
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Let it out -- cum !

"Let it out -- cum !" is what the guy who is jacking you off says to you when he knows you're getting close to blowing your load.
Matt was jacking me off, and when he said "Let it out -- cum !" -- I shot my load everywhere - it hit my face!
by USAF Cadet July 17, 2021
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spoon-fed cum

Although there are many variations of this technique, this maneuver will involve the three basic componets:
1. A spoon
2. The semen
3. Someone to feed the spoonful of semen to
As a child, she never cared to be spoon-fed her medicine. Now that she's all grown-up, she LOVES to be spoon-fed cum...
by THE TRUE OGER 68 June 6, 2009
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glorified cum dumpster

An insult. Created by john dubz
by Team no glove no love July 22, 2014
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cum whitening treatment

Using semen as toothpaste or as teeth whitening gel to whiten or strengthen teeth because semen contains calcium and zinc, both of which prevent tooth decay.
My dentist recommended that I try cum whitening treatment and was even kind enough to offer me some of his semen to use as toothpaste and as teeth whitening gel.
by cantbetheking November 22, 2013
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A warm place to cum

A female that has exceptionally bad sexual technique, often marked by disinterest, lack of movement during sex, with minimal to no verbal feedback given to the male during the sexual interlude. Often times, she has a large vagina, making friction between the penis and vaginal wall nearly impossible. This condition is often secondary to her having had multiple sex partners of varying races. She will occasionally reach for the remote control or a cigarette during intercourse.
Man, that girl is really fucked up. I caught her looking over my shoulder watching TV while I was fucking her. It is still better than jerking off. She is just a warm place to cum.

Last night I went home with Sarah. She was so loose that I could not even hit the side of her pussy! She was just a warm place to cum!
by Bob Mobley from beyond September 20, 2013
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MEXICAN CUM SHOT

THIS IS A SHOT OF TEQUILLA WITH A NICE DOLLUP OF MAYONAISE ON TOP~MMMM
Jose did so many mexican cum shots last night,I thought I was gonna puke!
by CRAZY LEGS 43 December 31, 2011
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