balls on the table

risking everything

a shortened way of saying the phrase
Don't "put your balls on the table, or she'll smash it with a frying pan"

zach:wow man don't propose tonight
Cj:what the hell why not
Zach im just saying you'll be putting your balls on the table

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

my balls!

Shouted by a person with a testicles after they are hit in them . Preceded or succeeded by groaning , moaning , grunting , sqeauling and /of crying , while clutching the scrotum overhand or underhand . Eyes may bulge wide and go cross eyed as well.

Woman kicks man in the the testicles*
Man doubles over clutches his crotch 😯😦😮😲😫😱” My BALLS!”

by Decemberguy February 12, 2019

damon balls

A word that describes people who have lost there testicles as a result of injury or other perils.

Oh my god, that old mad has damon balls!

by Dictify January 4, 2009

YELLOW BALLS

When a guy is talking tough but you know he wouldn't even start something.

Pete started talking tough on how if he saw Jake he would drop him. Except that he kept swaggering away IN THE OTHER DIRECTION, with the biggest yellow balls between his legs.

by Pseudopun June 11, 2013

Poo Balls

When your balls are so tan it looks like you have dipped your nuts in a bowel of poo.

Holy fuck man look at your dads poo balls!

by jballs1192 July 7, 2011

Ball gag

The most common gag, used in control and dominance.

I used a ball gag on my wife.

by Sebasticat April 24, 2019

cut-balls

Question where whatever you will answer will be wrong.

Girlfriend: Matt,do you watch porn?
Matt: *thinks* "ok, if I say no, I'm a liar, if I say yes, I'm a pervert."

by Matt November 23, 2004