god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds
Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'
Delilah said 'God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds'
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
god I need to sort my skin up, grease up all my folds
God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds
God I itch, I need a lotion to grease up my flaps and folds
by JessieDinSL June 13, 2025
No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 02, 2024
Whether there's an external change,react accordingly.Follow your instincts as primitive animals do.Don't get all worked up over things.
by donaaaa August 17, 2022
All saints is a school full of trampy boys that cannot dress probably wearing jack ups And Sertain girls other there are holy wearing long ass skirts but the rest are opening their poom poom to give to the boys which is why the boys smell of tuna
by All saints February 03, 2019
Used to describe a person that uses suggestive language to ingratiate themselves into a relationship or friend group with no intention or willingness to follow through.
The phrase originated in commentary on viral videos of "Hawk Tuah Girl" on TikTok.
The phrase originated in commentary on viral videos of "Hawk Tuah Girl" on TikTok.
by Strange Blacksmith June 20, 2024
How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024