2 mars

The day the ugliest people are born
They are so ugly they should just stay inside

Damn you can that he ore she was born 2 mars

by Whipwhipman January 17, 2020

extra 2 inches

When you get an erection and your dick gets longer

OMG honey you just got an extra 2 inches

by Walawe July 9, 2019

Jet 2 Holiday

A pointless meme based off a British vacation company commercial and Jess Glynne’s 2015 song, “Hold My Hand” that blew up on TikTok in summer of 2025

“DARLIN HOLD MY HAN-Nothing beats a Jet 2 Holiday! And right now, you can save £50 per person! That’s £200 off for a family of four!”

by Lanadelrey2012 July 23, 2025

Number 2

When the yum yum in you tum tum comes out your bum bum!!

Hey where are you going??

I need to go number 2 real quick brb

What's a number 2?

When the yum yum in your tum tum comes out your little bum bum

by I am Emma in the UrBan diction July 3, 2024

2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off

Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass

by anonymous December 1, 2023

disney 2 highschool

This broke ass school with all these fake nasty hoes and ugly ass boys.

I FUCKING hate the dean
Welcome to Disney 2 highschool

by D2 KID April 19, 2018

November 2

National outside of school friendship day, tell them how much u love them, make me feel appreciated 🙃

Person 1: bro it's November 2 tday

Person 2: so???

Person 1: it's national outside of school friendship day!!

Person 2: oh ily broskii

by Omlidontknowwhattodo November 2, 2019