Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.

Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.

by WiccanGay May 5, 2025

poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.

We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!

by epicman87 November 28, 2024

Cat Poop Breath

Morning breath that smells akin to cat poop. Typically occurs after a night of drinking, or nacho eating.

Girl: Good morning. Jeezy creezy, you have cat poop breath!
Guy: I'm pretty sure I got into a batch last night when I was drunk.

by uvkorn7 November 22, 2010

No Poop July

just don't do it

omg, he did the No Poop July challenge. he died

by pussyeateryamyam July 8, 2020

Poop

poop is what comes out of your bum after the prosses of pooping we eat it it tastes like amazing goodness and if you had chocolate before your poop will be like a brownie.

i pooped and it tasted like brownies

by poopasarus January 7, 2022

poop

it means something that comes out of your buttcheeks

that poop is biiiigggg

by anonymous March 15, 2022

Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021