Farting like a Trojan

When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.
by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 28, 2010
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Fart Absorption Ratio

Fart Absorption Ratio or F.A.R.

The number of farts until an object has absorbed its maximum volume or amount of methane. At such a point the object then begins to release the trapped methane(Farts) whenever it is disturbed. Now this generally only applies to furniture, but can also be applied to other items such as carpet or clothing. In all reality this term applies to any object that can absorb gaseous emissions.
Jimmy new he had pushed the chair past its Fart Absorption Ratio when he could no longer sit down without it emiting past odors. It was now time to buy a new chair.

After maxing out her coats F.A.R. by accidentally farting on it. Kelly wondered if she really wanted to hug Jack.

John gasped for air as his lung reached their Fart Absorption Ratio.
by Captain Ahabs March 13, 2010
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fart hole phantom

A gentleman who enjoys stuffing his genitalia into the rectum of another man while keeping his identity a secret. This style of homosexual may also employ the tactic of rendering his victim unconcious prior to the sexual act.
I think my roommate may be a fart hole phantom because my asshole is sore and I have a lump on the back of my head.
by Jaaweave November 13, 2006
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turkey dinner fart

The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.
Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.
by Bologna November 26, 2005
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Pineapple Fart Cup

You fart in a cup that used to contain pineapples and convince your friend that he shouldn't waste the juice and have him drink it.
Chris: *farts in cup and seals it with lid*
Tanner: Dan, don't waste your pineapple juice, drink it
Dan: Alright. *opens lid, drinks juice* UGH! it tastes like crap!
Chris: That's my special Pineapple Fart Cup
by WhiteTieWarrior October 4, 2010
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fart on my boner

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.
That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.
by stupidass January 16, 2006
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Brazillian Fart Porn

The ancient art of putting a dick so far up a womans ass that it pokes her fart bubbles and releases them!
Don't go too far up baby, or we'll have ourselves a bit of Brazillian Fart Porn!
by tittyfuck69 April 22, 2009
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