preacher-dick

The penis of high ranked spiritual leader. Know to be of the highest class of penis.

Ive had a bed dry spell, I need to get some of that good preacher-dick.

*BURP* that was some good preacher -dick.

by Redlogger October 24, 2019

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Chigga dick

The Chigga dick is a condition where the male genitalia becomes drastically reduced in size inadvertently by the consumption of Chigga. The Chigga dick can no longer be operated and remains in its flaccid state, it has been known that the rain coat actually conceals the member in its entirety for upto 10 hours,

Oh my god Becky wants me to drill her tonight but I’ve got the Chigga dick; I’m gonna have to go home

by Pleasure cannon October 25, 2019

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Dasani Dick

When your dick gets stuck in a Dasani bottle and you start cumming in the bottle

Damn it Daniel you got Dasani Dick

by Big boi 735374756327 November 10, 2020

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Fart Dick

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.

i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick

by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020

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Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

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