Good morning, and God bless

A joke from h3h3Productions that Ethan made. Good morning, and God bless is when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey dude, what are you doing in the bathroom?
Guy 2: I'm doing a good morning, and god bless

by TrashCantDoThisAnymore May 24, 2018

God's kale

Weed, man

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.

by Purple6 October 29, 2023

God struck

When you are going through with an action and you stop in the act, and quit. The feeling that god is with you and that you are doing the wrong thing.

I was waxing my wife then I was god struck, I decided to go out for ic cream

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

god squad

Group of usually young, born again church goes who make every conversation about god.

God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.

Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!

I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!

by William Seares May 22, 2024

Demi God

Very attractive rapper that blew up on soundcloud and is gonna be a XXL freshman.

Jace: Yall heard of Demi God?
Brady: No why?
Jace HE'S NEXT UP

by sime slime December 3, 2019

onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms

i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019

god of horses

anya

“have you heard of the god of horses?”
“yeah it’s anya.”

by lord and saviour July 7, 2021