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God

Sam: Hey nikki, whos god
Nikki: Our father
by Ugh you suck dude June 16, 2022
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God is Jake

Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen Amen!
by Randomguyrandom21 July 28, 2021
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Acts of God

A manifestation especially of a violent or destructive natural force, such as a lightning strike or earthquake, that is beyond human power to cause, prevent, or control.
Seth: Died instantly?
Jacob: Not quite. She was trapped in the wreck for about... six hours before she passed on.
Seth: Yeah, those acts of God really stick it in and break it off, don't they?
by Geckoi July 1, 2009
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God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".
Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god
by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022
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GOD

GOD IS POWER, GOD IS LIFE, GOD IS LOVE
by sxarliiit July 31, 2022
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Daddy god

The saddest and most pathetic term for the male light-god.
Christian pastor: "he is my god but I prefer to call him daddy god"
by PnP_NoName February 27, 2021
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God

When A person who isn’t doing anything wrong is forced to start doing something wrong before it’s legalised anyway like smoke pot in Australia
Fuck that god guy with binoculars and a problem with people who have healthy colons just shit himself driving on the highway walked in my house while I was studying and started wiping his arse with my text books
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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